You have a baby wine glass within your large wine glass.
You'd never waste a sip of wine. #saveforlater
You allow yourself to decide Stemless vs Stem on a daily basis
Even your wine looks drunk.
You know instead of bringing her flowers, there is always a better way.
You are blind and you STILL want to read the label
You have wine-coozies, Woozies.
You make sure there are no excuses to leave the house without wine.
You know red wine is good for your heart health.
And you are not above getting a personalized wine stopper to look like your head.
WAYS YOU ARE DOING WINE WRONG:
Shame. Shame.
Stop. Just stop.
You don't need a reason to drink wine! And this guy should be punched in the face.
A puzzle to open wine? You've already earned it!
xo
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